Doctor Who Drabble: Resistible Offer
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badly_knittedTitle: Resistible Offer
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badly_knittedCharacters: Donna Noble, Tenth Doctor.
Rating: PG
Written For: Challenge 915: ‘Coupon’ at
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dw100.Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Sometimes a special offer is a bit too special.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Doctor Who, or the characters.
“Here!” The squat, blue-skinned alien grins toothily at Donna as it thrusts a slip of flexible plastic into her hand before doing the same to the Doctor. “Special offer, one night only!”
“What is it?” Donna studies the thing curiously; it’s mostly a silvery purple, with a symbol stamped in gold.
"Ah, it’s a half-price coupon,” the Doctor explains. “But I don’t think we want what they’re selling.” He hands both coupons to an alien couple who are passing by.
“Oi!” Donna frowns, indignant. “One of those was mine!”
“Didn’t think you’d want a half-price session with an alien courtesan.”
The End
“What is it?” Donna studies the thing curiously; it’s mostly a silvery purple, with a symbol stamped in gold.
"Ah, it’s a half-price coupon,” the Doctor explains. “But I don’t think we want what they’re selling.” He hands both coupons to an alien couple who are passing by.
“Oi!” Donna frowns, indignant. “One of those was mine!”
“Didn’t think you’d want a half-price session with an alien courtesan.”
The End
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