Drabble: The Horror!
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badly_knittedTitle: The Horror!
Author:
badly_knittedCharacters: Ianto, Jack.
Rating: G
Written For: Challenge 479: Pant / Pants at
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tw100.Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Ianto has found something unusual hidden in the archives.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
“You’ll never guess what I found at the back of a shelf in the archives,” Ianto said, striding into Jack’s office and plunking a box down on the desk.
Jack glanced up from playing Chuzzles on his computer, took one look at the box, and recoiled, pushing his chair back from his desk. “No! Not them! I thought I’d hidden them where they’d never see the light of day again!”
“What’s wrong? It’s just a box of underpants.”
“No it’s not! It’s hideous string vests and matching baggy y-fronts!” Jack shuddered dramatically.
“I’ll consign them to the furnace, shall I?”
The End
