Double Drabble: Muddy Mess
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badly_knittedTitle: Muddy Mess
Author:
badly_knittedCharacters: Ianto, Tosh, Jack, Owen, Gwen.
Rating: PG
Written For: Challenge 866: Who at
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torchwood100.Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Ianto only took the morning off…
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
A/N: Double drabble.
Ianto stormed into the Hub from the underground garage, less than happy about the current state of the SUV. It had been sparkling clean inside and out when he’d last seen it, which was only yesterday. Now it looked like it had been rolled though the muddiest pig wallow the team could find. Clearly this was what he got for taking the morning off, which he’d only done because he’d been needing a trim.
“What the Hell did you lot do to our official vehicle?”
Four pairs of eyes turned towards him, but no one said a word, so Ianto tried a different tack.
“Who was the last person to drive it?”
Three people turned and silently pointed at the fourth. Tosh. She stared indignantly back at them.
“Oh no, don’t you try blaming me! I only wound up driving because I’m the lightest and the rest of you were busy pushing.” She turned to Ianto. “Jack was the one who drove us down the muddy track, Owen drove the car into the field after we found what we were looking for, and it was Gwen who reversed into the mud and got us stuck.”
“So, a team effort then.”
The End
“What the Hell did you lot do to our official vehicle?”
Four pairs of eyes turned towards him, but no one said a word, so Ianto tried a different tack.
“Who was the last person to drive it?”
Three people turned and silently pointed at the fourth. Tosh. She stared indignantly back at them.
“Oh no, don’t you try blaming me! I only wound up driving because I’m the lightest and the rest of you were busy pushing.” She turned to Ianto. “Jack was the one who drove us down the muddy track, Owen drove the car into the field after we found what we were looking for, and it was Gwen who reversed into the mud and got us stuck.”
“So, a team effort then.”
The End
